https://haddock.neocities.org/blog/backdated/ Recent content in backdated on haddock 🐟 Hugo -- gohugo.io en-US Copyleft (ɔ) All Rights Reversed Tue, 02 Mar 2021 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/mr.-coffee/ Tue, 02 Mar 2021 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/mr.-coffee/ Please turn me on, I’m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip. Connor receives certain upgrades. Hank enjoys a fresh cup of coffee. Warning: Connor’s ass is exit-only. After a long night of drinking alone at Jimmy’s, followed by walking home alone in the November rain to sit alone in his kitchen and wallow in a stupor of sadness, Hank Anderson was ready to start the day with a motherfucking cup of coffee to cut through the splitting headache between his eyes. https://haddock.neocities.org/ojifans-ch.-1/ Fri, 29 Jan 2021 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/ojifans-ch.-1/ After deciding to clean up his life once and for all, the former leader of Team Skull gets a summer job. Unfortunately for him, it involves shoving his hand up Nanu’s asshole like a Muppeteer. Warning: Guzma doesn’t get to use his penis once in this fic. Ever since the end of the Ultra Beast incidents and the disbanding of Team Skull, Guzma had too much time on his hands and not enough to do with it or anyone to spend it with. https://haddock.neocities.org/april-2020-art-dump/ Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/april-2020-art-dump/ I got to draw more this month! Bobaboard had an event on April 20 where for every drawing of your favorite character (or drawing that you commissioned of your favorite character) as either the Once-ler or a Minion, they would donate to charity. So I went crazy and gave out free commissions for just this month. Because of that I also got to do a lot of silly warm up and cool down art. https://haddock.neocities.org/march-2020-art-dump/ Sun, 01 Mar 2020 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/march-2020-art-dump/ I didn’t really draw much this month as I had to move due to the pandemic this time of year. It would be nice to draw the Galar characters more but I really do have Gen 7 brain rot. The combo of anime style, :3 mouth, and trying to draw lips is a real challenge. But I still like this concept and think it’s cute. The one nice thing about suddenly not living in the place that I lived was that the view got a lot nicer. https://haddock.neocities.org/employee-of-the-month/ Tue, 04 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/employee-of-the-month/ 000 fails to stop 100kr from decommissioning a photocopier. Warning: This story contains nothing but vomit. He doesn’t even take his clothes off. It was Christmas Eve, and red-and-green balloons spelling out “Happy Holidays” floated here and there against the wall. Streamers covered the floor, dirty from where people had spilled their drinks and stepped in the mess. Whoever had the next day’s janitor shift was going to have a hell of a morning. https://haddock.neocities.org/february-2020-art-dump/ Sat, 01 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/february-2020-art-dump/ Here’s the old art from February 2020! I really like this picture! My boyfriend has it as his lock screen :) Trying to recreate the feeling of the gold leaf from the original painting was a fun challenge with digital. Another fucking Nanu as Jeffrey Epstein image from this time. I had fun drawing the jackets but not a lot of fun drawing Nanu’s face at this angle. Actually, I redrew this scene from a horror movie before February but I had deleted my Twitter account and didn’t have a date for it. https://haddock.neocities.org/january-2020-art-dump/ Wed, 01 Jan 2020 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/january-2020-art-dump/ Here’s all my old art from January of 2020! Wow, it’s been a whole over a year since I drew this and my art is still the same quality ｡･ﾟ(ﾟ⊃ω⊂ﾟ)ﾟ･｡ I always got a little bit of a groomery vibe from the Looker/Anabel relationship what with the whole finding a 13 year old girl washed up on the beach and ending up in such a strange relationship later, but that could just be my own wild delusion.