https://haddock.neocities.org/blog/fanfic/ Recent content in fanfic on haddock 🐟 Hugo -- gohugo.io en-US Copyleft (ɔ) All Rights Reversed Tue, 02 Mar 2021 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/mr.-coffee/ Tue, 02 Mar 2021 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/mr.-coffee/ Please turn me on, I’m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip. Connor receives certain upgrades. Hank enjoys a fresh cup of coffee. Warning: Connor’s ass is exit-only. After a long night of drinking alone at Jimmy’s, followed by walking home alone in the November rain to sit alone in his kitchen and wallow in a stupor of sadness, Hank Anderson was ready to start the day with a motherfucking cup of coffee to cut through the splitting headache between his eyes. https://haddock.neocities.org/ojifans-ch.-1/ Fri, 29 Jan 2021 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/ojifans-ch.-1/ After deciding to clean up his life once and for all, the former leader of Team Skull gets a summer job. Unfortunately for him, it involves shoving his hand up Nanu’s asshole like a Muppeteer. Warning: Guzma doesn’t get to use his penis once in this fic. Ever since the end of the Ultra Beast incidents and the disbanding of Team Skull, Guzma had too much time on his hands and not enough to do with it or anyone to spend it with. https://haddock.neocities.org/employee-of-the-month/ Tue, 04 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000 https://haddock.neocities.org/employee-of-the-month/ 000 fails to stop 100kr from decommissioning a photocopier. Warning: This story contains nothing but vomit. He doesn’t even take his clothes off. It was Christmas Eve, and red-and-green balloons spelling out “Happy Holidays” floated here and there against the wall. Streamers covered the floor, dirty from where people had spilled their drinks and stepped in the mess. Whoever had the next day’s janitor shift was going to have a hell of a morning.