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      <title>Mr. Coffee</title>
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      <description>Please turn me on, I&amp;rsquo;m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip.
 Connor receives certain upgrades. Hank enjoys a fresh cup of coffee.
Warning: Connor&amp;rsquo;s ass is exit-only. After a long night of drinking alone at Jimmy&amp;rsquo;s, followed by walking home alone in the November rain to sit alone in his kitchen and wallow in a stupor of sadness, Hank Anderson was ready to start the day with a motherfucking cup of coffee to cut through the splitting headache between his eyes.</description>
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