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      <title>Employee of the Month</title>
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      <description>000 fails to stop 100kr from decommissioning a photocopier.
Warning: This story contains nothing but vomit. He doesn&amp;rsquo;t even take his clothes off. It was Christmas Eve, and red-and-green balloons spelling out &amp;ldquo;Happy Holidays&amp;rdquo; floated here and there against the wall. Streamers covered the floor, dirty from where people had spilled their drinks and stepped in the mess. Whoever had the next day&amp;rsquo;s janitor shift was going to have a hell of a morning.</description>
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